je-sus-fuckkkkk

Right, I'm pretty sure you've heard of DJ Ironik after he sampled Westlife on his hit single "Stay With Me" which, y'know, blew. Now his new single "Tiny Dancer" has, um, sampled Elton John's song of the same name at length. Holy fuck. THIS SHIT IS AWFULLLLLLLLL. The song is below for your horror:

Ironik feat. Chipmunk - Tiny Dancer

And, courtesy of Pickens at UK All Day, this video of Westwood not letting the Elton John thing drop on his show has pretty much made my evening. Hold it close now.

late pass pt 2: yeesh

Not to talk shit about other bloggers, but whoever wrote this review of the Teriyaki Boyz' Serious Japanese needs to get their facts straight: this is garbage. True clothes horse music, so don't import it or whatever. There are a lot of problems with this album but psssshhhhh, hear some for yourself.

Teriyaki Boyz (feat. Ad-Rock and Tagakikan) - Can't Bake That Fape

That song shouldn't be six minutes long. But it is.

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So, er, I played some Pulling Teeth on my show on Friday because they're awesome and have a new album, Paranoid Delusions/Paradise Illusions, dropping on Deathwish at the end of the month, with A389 Records taking care of the vinyl (which is sold out on the back of the totally fucking awesome cover art). However, I played a track off '07 bruiser Martyr Immortal called "Sick and Tired". Now, while this song is heavier than a bluegeoning of badger corpses, I didn't get to play the PT song I truly wanted to play. Why?, I hear you ask. Well...

Because it's called "Shiteaters".

Pulling Teeth - Shiteaters

ps. I'm listening to Brokencyde for some reason. Jesus, this shit makes me seriously upset due to its existence (and the fact it's a cult band despite the vocals being a joke that I've done in various clubs. For years). Brought them up because the guy from Senses Fail who can't sing is publically talking shit about them while on tour with them. As back-handed and assholish as that seems, dude's a hero.